Trust Me. I Don't Know What I'm Doing.

Y’all, I barely know how to operate this website, much less collect information about you like some creeper. Or sell it like some asshole. But here’s my privacy policy, anyhow.

I don’t collect information about you. But these guys might:

I don’t know how these companies use your data. Click on those links if you want to learn something.

While I’m curious about the weirdest food you ever ate, I’m not going to know shit about you unless you tell me. If I happen to learn stuff about you, I’m not going to do anything other than ask you repeatedly until I get an answer, “Where the hell did you eat monkey brains? How was it? Should I try it?” I won’t sell it, either.

Aside from that, I don’t know who you are, where you live, or how often you say “supposably”. But if you discover I’m the reason you started getting 13 packages from ValPak Coupons every week, I’ll try to help you fix that.

I hope you find this policy helpful. I certainly don’t.